Noucome

Life is complicated enough for high school student Kanade Amakusa, but his existence is made infinitely more absurd by a bizarre affliction: "Absolute Choices." These intrusive, multiple-choice directives appear out of nowhere, forcing him to pick between two or three ridiculous, often humiliating, options. The catch? He absolutely *must* choose, or face excruciating pain. This bizarre curse has turned Kanade into an outcast, his reputation in tatters thanks to the outlandish situations his choices invariably create. Just when he thinks things can’t get any stranger, a beautiful girl plummets from the sky, claiming to be sent by God to help him break free from his torment. But even with divine intervention, navigating the daily onslaught of "Absolute Choices" might just be more than Kanade, or anyone, can handle.

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