My Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering With My School Romantic Comedy OVA

Living with a curse known as “Absolute Choice” means Kanade Amakusa's life is anything but normal. This bizarre affliction forces him to select between two equally ridiculous or perverse options at random times, often with hilariously disastrous consequences for himself and those around him. Whether it’s choosing between a public confession of love or an embarrassing pratfall, Kanade's mental choices consistently derail any semblance of a smooth high school experience, especially when it comes to romance. Just when he thought his life couldn't get any weirder, a beautiful girl claiming to be sent by God literally falls from the sky to help him break the curse. Now, with a self-proclaimed deity and an ever-growing harem of eccentric classmates, Kanade must navigate the chaotic waters of high school, romance, and an inescapable torrent of absurd choices, all while trying to maintain some shred of dignity.

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